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Title: Somebody tried to kill me today
Post by: TheQuirk on 20 August 2005, 02:24

Now, I'm a pretty nice guy. I can't say that I have a lot of enemies; in fact, I'm pretty sure that I don't have any. Well... I was pretty sure until today.

Today was a pretty usual day. I did my usual routine, and at about 6 pm I got on the computer. At around 7:30 pm, I got a little hungry and decided to go grab myself something to eat from the kitchen.

I was not prepared for what I saw next. Somehow, my enemy managed to not only find out that my name is Gleb, but he also found out that I cannot resist a long, hard salami stick.

(http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/6885/trap3yw.jpg)

Title: Re: Somebody tried to kill me today
Post by: Lead Head on 20 August 2005, 02:26

follow the string to find out who you enemy is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Somebody tried to kill me today
Post by: Laukev7 on 20 August 2005, 02:27

And they can speak English too! :eek:

Title: Re: Somebody tried to kill me today
Post by: TheQuirk on 20 August 2005, 03:15

Aware that I may not fall for his trap, my enemy decided to plant (at least) one more:

(http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/5610/trap21dm.jpg)

I don't know what to do. Should I open the door? Should I stay inside? It's quite possible that there is something even more heinous outside.

Title: Re: Somebody tried to kill me today
Post by: xyle_one on 20 August 2005, 03:31

It's a mystery.

A mystery that needs solving.

Open the door. For educational purposes.

Title: Re: Somebody tried to kill me today
Post by: Pathos on 20 August 2005, 04:07

Nooo Dont Trust It!!!

Title: Re: Somebody tried to kill me today
Post by: TheQuirk on 20 August 2005, 04:07

Well, since I'm pretty curious by nature, I decided to open the door. What can I say? I pretty much wet my pants.

(http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/7611/opendoor5pf.jpg)

No fucking way I'm dealing with that tonight. Maybe he'll leave if I don't bother him? I decided to close the door and lock myself in using a primitive device.

(http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/3786/closedoor4qv.jpg)

Title: Re: Somebody tried to kill me today
Post by: xyle_one on 20 August 2005, 04:13

Fuck, that's actually really scary :(

Title: Re: Somebody tried to kill me today
Post by: Orethrius on 20 August 2005, 04:19

Quote from: xyle_one

Fuck, that's actually really scary :(

Not really, coyotes are more scared of us than we are of them.  Unless they're particularly Wile E.