Stop Microsoft

Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: hm_murdock on 28 August 2005, 20:49

Title: The Appreciation For Solaris Being Gone Thread
Post by: hm_murdock on 28 August 2005, 20:49

I was looking through the old bin and found some threads from the time that it was against the rules to say "mean things" about Solaris, so I decided to, now that he's gone, say:

Solaris enjoyed eating human feces. He was troll supreme, but played the game so well that he never *actually* broke any rules, but made everybody else so pissed off that they'd say things that would break the at-the-time completely stupid "no hatred" rules.

Everybody who thinks Solaris ate shit, appreciates his being gotten-rid-of, and is glad he's gone, say "AYE!"

Title: Re: The Appreciation For Solaris Being Gone Thread
Post by: adiment on 28 August 2005, 20:56

AYE!

(I have no idea what or who you're talking about though)

Title: Re: The Appreciation For Solaris Being Gone Thread
Post by: Lead Head on 28 August 2005, 21:44

Quote from: e7ement

AYE!

(I have no idea what or who you're talking about though)

Who is solaris?

Title: Re: The Appreciation For Solaris Being Gone Thread
Post by: Refalm on 28 August 2005, 21:54

Quote from: Lead Head

Who is solaris?

Solaris MKA (http://www.microsuck.com/forums/member.php?u=2497)

Title: Re: The Appreciation For Solaris Being Gone Thread
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 28 August 2005, 21:55

AYE!

Solaris was an old member who used to troll this forum a year or so ago, he was the best/worst troll ever, he managed to go round distroying threads without ever been banned.

Title: Re: The Appreciation For Solaris Being Gone Thread
Post by: skyman8081 on 28 August 2005, 22:08

You forgot his signature posting style.  The mangled quote tag.

Title: Re: The Appreciation For Solaris Being Gone Thread
Post by: Jenda on 28 August 2005, 22:24

hey! He has the same sign in his sig as I do!!

Title: Re: The Appreciation For Solaris Being Gone Thread
Post by: TheQuirk on 29 August 2005, 00:49

BUSH IS A DICTATOR/]qut

Title: Re: The Appreciation For Solaris Being Gone Thread
Post by: Lead Head on 29 August 2005, 04:55

is that how he posted?

Title: Re: The Appreciation For Solaris Being Gone Thread
Post by: WMD on 29 August 2005, 04:56

Kind of.  Mostly, it was him mangling the tags so that 99% of the post was boldened, like the quotes.  (That was then; quotes now are green)

Title: Re: The Appreciation For Solaris Being Gone Thread
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 29 August 2005, 12:13

slave (http://www.microsuck.com/forums/member.php?u=993) was also a pretty good/bad troll but he did eventually get the troll status he deserved.

Oh sorry we were talking about Solaris, this (http://www.microsuck.com/forums/showthread.php?t=7797) is a classic example of his trolling, this thread was recreated recently (http://www.microsuck.com/forums/showthread.php?t=9511) and it remained civil unlike before when the almighty Solaris got involved it turned to drivel.

The funny thing about his sig was it was the most hypocritical one I've ever seen:

Quote

If your gonna point a finger at someone then at least have the proof to back you up!

His posts always lacked proof.

Quote

trolls are idiots that demand attention by posting whatever is opposit to the theme to ruffle feathers to make people upset!

He was an expert at this, he only got away with it because he was subtle.

Quote

Often these same trolls always mention grammer/spelling since they have no intelligence of their own.

His grammar/spelling was terrible, people couldn't help by point it out which made him very smug since it prooved his point.

Title: Re: The Appreciation For Solaris Being Gone Thread
Post by: passive wind on 29 August 2005, 17:40

Huh, Solaris is still around. its a great operating system. not as great as sco unixware but w/e

Title: Re: The Appreciation For Solaris Being Gone Thread
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 29 August 2005, 18:35

No, try readiong this thread from the beginning, we aren't talking about the operating system, we're talking about and old forum member known as Solaris who used to troll here a year or so ago. :D

Title: Re: The Appreciation For Solaris Being Gone Thread
Post by: passive wind on 29 August 2005, 19:23

Whore Bitch Fuckbutton On My Vagina

Title: Re: The Appreciation For Solaris Being Gone Thread
Post by: Kintaro on 29 August 2005, 19:41

That is nice.

Title: Re: The Appreciation For Solaris Being Gone Thread
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 29 August 2005, 19:44

Solaris was a good/bad troll he was clever unlike you passive wind, oh well I suppose this is a good thing as you'll get banned unlike the almighty Solaris.

Title: Re: The Appreciation For Solaris Being Gone Thread
Post by: Kintaro on 29 August 2005, 19:52

You tell him Yoda!