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Operating Systems => Linux and UNIX => Topic started by: Kintaro on 24 October 2005, 19:41

Title: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: Kintaro on 24 October 2005, 19:41: Ubuntu Linux has been confirmed to be an Alien plot to destroy the Human race. In the 43-page plan leaked by an Unnamed Ubuntu user, the aliens plan to subvert our computer systems by sending out loads of inferior operating systems for free. "This software can either have a severe addictive and zealot effect, or extreme discomfort and annoyance," quoted Professor of Psychology at Harvard University.

The leak highlights a plan to supply Earth oil in exchange for a puppet government, and to eventually destroy the atmosphere so the human race slowly dies. Several refereces to nuculer warfare and a typical demolition of the planet were made within the article.

This all brings a new meaning to "Linux for human beings," as their slogan.

Ubuntu Developers and Community Leaders failed to comment on the issue with anything other than "we will assimilate, we are GNU."

Computer Psychiatry Therapist, Jean Wolcome reported on the cases on the Doom III incidents of severe truma. She commented to our reporters that due to this Opeating System, the health system has 20% more patients a week for severe truama and computer stress. "I don't know how the system will cope with the growing rise of such crappy software," said a psychiatric nurse sobbing tears, who suffers long term Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as a result of Windows ME.

Software Satisfaction Laws lobby groups continue to protest the Government's lack of action dealing with the Alien Race. In fact hints on negotiations existed inside the leak with the governments itself.
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: Refalm on 24 October 2005, 20:29: Wow, this is what one driver not inserted in a distrubution can do to an Australian boy :D
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: xequence on 24 October 2005, 23:58: Just because you dont like ubuntu doesnt mean you have to say it is inferior.
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: Refalm on 25 October 2005, 01:08: Quote from: xequence
Just because you dont like ubuntu doesnt mean you have to say it is inferior.

Exactly. I found nothing wrong with Ubuntu and I'm planning to move over to Kubuntu soon.
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: piratePenguin on 25 October 2005, 01:18: I don't have anything against Ubuntu but still, pretty damn funny :D
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: MarathoN on 25 October 2005, 01:22: Quote from: piratePenguin
I don't have anything against Ubuntu but still, pretty damn funny :D

Me too, I thought that was hilarious. ;)
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 25 October 2005, 01:25: :D :D :D
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: Commander on 25 October 2005, 02:08: remember the fake news from a post at a message board got posted in google because the post looked like a news article, i wonder if it still works.

good post though... never really thought ubabtu was anything to dance around the fire about.
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: Jenda on 25 October 2005, 08:21: Quote
good post though... never really thought ubabtu was anything to dance around the fire about.

Although I thought it was, I still found it funny!

I made you a little ad at the Ubuntu forums...
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: Kintaro on 25 October 2005, 16:52: I have found a lot wrong with it, it is very insecure in the way apt works, you can use the Ubuntu core repositories which are out of date but kept secure. Or you can use the unoffical packages that might not be secure but maybe up to date. The whole idea is just fucking stupid. The updates system in Ubuntu, as in the core people how they distribute updates is pretty stupid.

Say if some big Linux worm came out, and the Ubuntu server got an update out, but before half of the people downloaded it the server got ddos attacked, then the worm spreads and fucks over a zillion Linux computers?
Title: Re: Ubuntu an Alien pot to toast earth.
Post by: Narf Man on 26 October 2005, 07:11: Quote from: kintaro
...a zillion Linux computers

That's a little ambitious, even for the most zealous linux fans.
Even if said attack happens, Unbuntu isn't the #1 distro. The greater portion of Linux users would be OK.
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: Pathos on 26 October 2005, 10:38: you do realise that could seriously destroy the reputation of linux.
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: piratePenguin on 26 October 2005, 18:07: Ubuntu GNU/Linux may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Microsoft's next "get the facts" campaign.
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: Kintaro on 26 October 2005, 19:44: Bahahahaha.
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 26 October 2005, 21:16: Quote from: piratePenguin
Ubuntu GNU/Linux may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Microsoft's next "get the facts" campaign.

Micorsoft have already succeeded in this.
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: piratePenguin on 26 October 2005, 21:43: [offtopic]http://ivlad.unixgods.net/lj/linuxisevil.gif[/offtopic]
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 26 October 2005, 21:51: [OFFTOPIC]LOL :D
Hang on this is probably true, terrorists probably prefer Linux , but seriously this is because they're anti-American and they don't want to support MS an American company.[/OFFTOPIC]
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: Jenda on 26 October 2005, 23:10: Yeah, I mean: who doesn't?
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: HeroicRaptor on 27 October 2005, 00:57: aliens are hawt seks
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: dmcfarland on 20 November 2005, 23:09: If Ubuntu is an alien plot then Bill Gates is an agent of the borg ;)
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: Annorax on 20 November 2005, 23:11: Quote from: HeroicRaptor
aliens are hawt seks

Must you be so fucking retarded? We like posts from intelligent people here, and this doesn't make you look like one of those.
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: Jack2000 on 21 November 2005, 14:14: We are the borg we can not loose
you can now win !
Title: Re: Ubuntu may be part of an Alien plot to invade earth.
Post by: worker201 on 21 November 2005, 22:45: I always thought 'Ubuntu' was a strange-sounding name. So now I know why.