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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Kintaro on 29 October 2005, 17:02

Title: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: Kintaro on 29 October 2005, 17:02: I am fucking sick of stupid "what would you do to make MS good" threads that are a dime a dozen and full of the same crap we have been hearing for the last 12 years. So here is a thread to talk about the Evil things you would do for pure pleasure with Bill Gates power.

Be as fucked up as you want. I will...

(00:57:10) Kintaro: im getting in my car and going headon with a truck at 140kmh
(00:57:13) Fowler: lol!!
(00:57:17) Fowler: no you're not
(00:57:29) Kintaro: yes I am
(00:57:44) Kintaro: I need to get God to explain this to me and send me back to earth
(00:57:48) Kintaro: as Bill Gates
(00:57:58) Kintaro: so then I can buy Stef and Jesses virginity
(00:58:04) Kintaro: in compensation for his cuntyness
(00:58:22) Doogee: hahaha
(00:58:32) Kintaro: man that would be rad
(00:58:38) Kintaro: a threesome with Stef and Jess
(00:58:44) Kintaro: id fuck there arses too
(00:58:52) Kintaro: and after that I would rape your brother
(00:58:54) Kintaro: ten times
(00:58:56) Kintaro: a day
(00:58:58) Kintaro: for
(00:58:59) Kintaro: a week
(00:59:03) Kintaro: and then pay him out
(00:59:24) Kintaro: and I would make Damon sit in gloryhole box to suck my cock whenever I want at home
(00:59:27) Kintaro: for a good wage
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: Kintaro on 29 October 2005, 17:04: I would also buy Microsuck and put it on an offshore server where I can host doctored pictures of Richard Stallman fucking children.
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: Kintaro on 29 October 2005, 17:10: (01:09:07) Kintaro: Oh man
(01:09:10) Kintaro: my bong is so rad
(01:09:14) Kintaro: I am going to marry it
(01:09:24) Kintaro: http://illhostit.com/files/5714476418065278/15-10-05_1909.jpg
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: noob on 29 October 2005, 17:23: i'd buy a quad opteron pc with 4 gig of ram per cpu and 40 terebytes of hdd space. fill every pci slot with the best pci graphics cards, ones with like 3 monotir ports and a monitor per port. each monotir would be a 100 inch HDTV and then i would go on ebay to find the ckeapest keyboard and mouse possible.
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: Aloone_Jonez on 29 October 2005, 17:45: Quote from: kintaro
Be as fucked up as you want.

Are you sure?
Do you really want nightmares?
Alright then.

I'd make Winbloze automatically visit secretly M$ sponsored child porn sites, and then report them to the police. These sites would feature 6 year old virgins been arse fucked, beaten, forced to eat dogshit and then finally being slowly lowered into sulphuric acid.

I hope that's fucked up enough for you.
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: Kintaro on 29 October 2005, 18:36: Quote from: noob
i'd buy a quad opteron pc with 4 gig of ram per cpu and 40 terebytes of hdd space. fill every pci slot with the best pci graphics cards, ones with like 3 monotir ports and a monitor per port. each monotir would be a 100 inch HDTV and then i would go on ebay to find the ckeapest keyboard and mouse possible.

I would buy a 100 inch HDTV, and a pound of dope.

Why not PCIX n00b?>
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: Jack2000 on 29 October 2005, 18:41: I would claim that i invented the inter ner and demand for tax every time some one wants to use it !
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: piratePenguin on 29 October 2005, 18:45: I'd make Office non-free.

EEEEEVVVVVVIIILLLLLLLLL!!

Oh wait, it already is :(
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: Dark_Me on 29 October 2005, 18:54: Kill myself. Oh wait, that's not evil at all...
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: Jack2000 on 29 October 2005, 18:57: Did you know that in m$ like craze our gov. try-ed to make every one who wanted to be
an isp , to sign a form with the fine print saying that they agree to be controlled by the minister , thus enabling the gov. to do anything they want with the iNet in Bulgaria :X
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: Pathos on 30 October 2005, 00:12: Scrap vista and build the next version of windows (windows innovation) from linux and customer would need to purchase rights to use any gpl linux packages on their machine. even wine to use their legally purchased MS office. Muahahaha.
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: solemnwarning on 30 October 2005, 17:39: start a war with * and attack with my secert nucler missiles

(im not sure if i spelt that right)
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: Jenda on 30 October 2005, 22:23: How'bout fscking corporate America in the ass?
http://www.ridiculopathy.com/news_detail.php?id=349
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: Orethrius on 31 October 2005, 08:48: Quote from: Jenda
How'bout fscking corporate America in the ass?
http://www.ridiculopathy.com/news_detail.php?id=349 (http://www.ridiculopathy.com/news_detail.php?id=349)

Wouldn't he need at least kernel-2.2 to fsck /dev/usa on eth0?
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: themacuser on 31 October 2005, 09:24: I'd probably sell the company to Apple for $1, annoying EVERYONE in the company... muahhahahahah...
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: ballmer_is_a_whore on 31 October 2005, 09:29: That would be evil.

I'd throw a chair at Steve Ballmer :P

And then send him to Google!
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: dmcfarland on 26 November 2005, 02:56: I would travel back in time and make sure Linus Torvalds never came up with Linux.
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: Orethrius on 26 November 2005, 09:01: I would travel back in time and make sure Linus Torvalds was properly "bought out."

"You didn't think I got rich writing a bunch of CHECKS, didja?" :D
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: Kintaro on 26 November 2005, 18:51: Quote from: dmcfarland
I would travel back in time and make sure Linus Torvalds never came up with Linux.

Err. BSD was deemed legal not long after, so it would be fruitless and everyone would just be working on and running BSD who is running Linux today.

I would do things for pleasure, you people are sucky nerds. I would make 15 year old virgins bang me until I die of an orgasm induced heart attack at 80 years old.
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: H_TeXMeX_H on 26 November 2005, 19:24: Quote from: xKintaro
I would make 15 year old virgins bang me until I die of an orgasm induced heart attack at 80 years old.

Not a bad idea :D
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: piratePenguin on 26 November 2005, 21:51: Quote from: dmcfarland
I would travel back in time and make sure Linus Torvalds never came up with Linux.
A better bet would probably be to go back in time and kill Richard Stallman.

But that's just me.
Title: Re: If you were Bill Gates what EVIL things would you do?
Post by: Jenda on 26 November 2005, 22:20: I would realise that the GPL is the death of embrace-extend-extinguish and destroy it and all it's followers...