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Title: Awesome video
Post by: ballmer_is_a_whore on 31 October 2005, 09:16
http://live.watchmactv.com/?p=78

Awesomeness!

One question, is "themacuser" who is the member of this forum the same themacuser that made that?
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: themacuser on 31 October 2005, 09:21
Quote from: ballmer_is_a_whore
http://live.watchmactv.com/?p=78

Awesomeness!

One question, is "themacuser" who is the member of this forum the same themacuser that made that?


Yes, I certainly am.

Made in Final Cut Pro on my Powerbook.

There may be a sequel coming soon, if I can find some more videos. I've got the inventor of ctrl-alt-delete owning Bill Gates, Jean-Louis Gasee owning Bill Gates, and that clip from South Park (which someone else sent to MacTV...).
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: ballmer_is_a_whore on 31 October 2005, 09:29
Heh! Excellent! I can't wait for the next issue.
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: themacuser on 31 October 2005, 09:33
Yeah. Need more videos though. There were DVDs up on eBay of the DoJ investigation footage... that would be cool to have. Too bad I didn't find out, they only went for about $60...
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: H_TeXMeX_H on 3 November 2005, 06:28
Awesome video ... the part where Bill was rocking back and forth, obviously in a mentally disturbed stupor, that was fucking awesome !!! And Balmer, I wonder if he even has a single digit IQ.

Ahh .. even found a cool article ... you may have seen it before or not ... from: http://members.aol.com/erichuf/Linux3.html (http://members.aol.com/erichuf/Linux3.html)

...Is Bill Gates mentally retarded?

  I have never met Bill Gates and I do not know much about him, but here are some of the rumors I've heard:

Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: WMD on 3 November 2005, 08:21
Quote from: H_TeXMeX_H
...Is Bill Gates mentally retarded?

He does have a mental illness.  I can't remember how to spell it though.  Something with an "A".
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: Dark_Me on 3 November 2005, 10:23
Autism? If this was true than he couldn't function in normal society (depending on severty). Of course it's entirly possible that you where joking, in which case ignore this.
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: Refalm on 3 November 2005, 17:36
You can have light autism.

Also, autism isn't the same as mentally retarded in my opinion.
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: WMD on 3 November 2005, 18:22
Quote from: Dark_Me
Autism?

No, not that.
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: MarathoN on 4 November 2005, 02:05
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder? LMAO :D
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: WMD on 4 November 2005, 02:17
No, no.  I'll try to spell it as "Aspberger's Syndrome".  That's probably way off.
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: Laukev7 on 4 November 2005, 02:27
Asperger's.

Macuser, your video was awesome! But since you mention Windows 1.0, I strongly suggest you add Ballmer's advert from 15 years ago:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ballmerwindows.html (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ballmerwindows.html)

Oh, and don't forget Bill Gates' moment with the inventor of ctrl-alt-delete:

http://www.devilducky.com/media/28888/

Rock on! :thumbup:
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: H_TeXMeX_H on 4 November 2005, 03:45
I agree, it's probably Asperger's syndrome -- characterized by severe and sustained impairment in social interaction, development of restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior, interests, and activities. These characteristics result in clinically significant impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: WMD on 4 November 2005, 04:37
Quote from: Laukev7
But since you mention Windows 1.0, I strongly suggest you add Ballmer's advert from 15 years ago:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ballmerwindows.html (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ballmerwindows.html)

Do note, Laukev, that this ad is fake.  Ballmer and the gang shot it in-house in 1985 as a joke, not for real advertising.
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: Laukev7 on 4 November 2005, 05:47
Quote
Do note, Laukev, that this ad is fake. Ballmer and the gang shot it in-house in 1985 as a joke, not for real advertising.


Fair enough, but Ballmer was silly enough to participate in it, which is the whole point of Macuser's video. It's not like his Monkey Boy dance was meant to be serious anyway.
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: Laukev7 on 4 November 2005, 05:48
Quote from: H_TeXMeX_H
I agree, it's probably Asperger's syndrome -- characterized by severe and sustained impairment in social interaction, development of restricted and repetitive patterns of behavior, interests, and activities. These characteristics result in clinically significant impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning.

Yup. I would know, because I've been diagnosed with it. Though probably less so than Bill Gates.
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: Dark_Me on 4 November 2005, 06:01
The fact that your posting here says that it's not so bad. Though not having to see actual people would help. Oh and Autism and Asperger's syndrome are very closely related.
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: Laukev7 on 4 November 2005, 06:04
Well, it took me like a year of lurking before I actually joined the forum. But in my opinion it significantly improved my social skills.
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: Dark_Me on 4 November 2005, 06:10
Good for you. Isn't the problem not being able to percive emotions properly? Which wouldn't be such a problem with text.
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: Laukev7 on 4 November 2005, 06:16
Apparently it is, but I don't think it's been one of my biggest problems. If I've had it before, then I've probably improved, but then, being afflicted myself, I might not notice when I make subtle mistakes.
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: H_TeXMeX_H on 4 November 2005, 21:38
If there is treatment, maybe Bill should consider it ... but it's not the only thing that's wrong with Bill, there's also the unstoppable greed and lust for power ... much harder to cure
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: themacuser on 6 November 2005, 11:36
Yeah.

Ballmer is totally beyond help though.

I will have a volume 2 with more insulting videos, and a volume 3 with the photoshopped/fake stuff/speculation in it.
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: noob on 6 November 2005, 20:05
im a communist theive that has an open soure cancer and search with cards, wow what a compliment. best way to sell products that. insult people who could become customers. next timne i have an error, which wont be too far away, ill tell them what i think of them, well, ballmer and gates.
Title: Re: Awesome video
Post by: H_TeXMeX_H on 6 November 2005, 20:25
Quote from: themacuser
Yeah.

Ballmer is totally beyond help though.

I will have a volume 2 with more insulting videos, and a volume 3 with the photoshopped/fake stuff/speculation in it.

Balmer need a lobotomy, it will triple his IQ :thumbup:

Or maybe they can transplant a chicken's brain into his head ... that will increase his IQ a million fold ... more on that shit:

cross-species brain cell transplantation
http://www.accessexcellence.org/WN/SUA09/chicken397.html (http://www.accessexcellence.org/WN/SUA09/chicken397.html)

Has this been posted before (more of Ballmer's infinite stupidity):
http://www.emailbattles.com/archive/battles/security_ajiijfcaji_da/