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Miscellaneous => The Lounge => Topic started by: Kintaro on 3 November 2005, 13:09
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TRUE STORY, NO GIMMICKY BULLSHIT NIGGER!
Sources from our awesome Journalist/Interviewer Aimee. (She has big tits, I get a photo soon)
(22:55:32) Kintaro: I have had one hell of a day
(22:55:41) Aimee: oh no! whats up?
(22:55:43) Aimee: tell aunty aimee
(22:56:00) Kintaro: My car broke down way out in the bush last night.
(22:56:04) Kintaro: I had no phone.
(22:56:08) Kintaro: Or anything.
(22:56:17) Aimee: what did you do?
(22:56:26) Kintaro: I walked from there last night at about 4:00pm, from the car
(22:56:29) Kintaro: got lost
(22:56:43) Kintaro: slept under a fern at 10:00pm because my gay lighter ran out
(22:56:49) Aimee: aww!!
(22:56:54) Kintaro: Woke up
(22:57:11) Kintaro: and walked from 5:00am-8:00pm to get back
(22:57:19) Kintaro: im getting my darn car tommorow
(22:57:26) Kintaro: i lost all my clothes
(22:57:27) Aimee: you must be buggered
(22:57:45) Kintaro: took them with me so I could shower, but I fell down a waterfall (the whole day I was walking, was in a creek)
(22:57:57) Kintaro: 14 hours of walking
(22:57:59) Kintaro: IN A CREEK
(22:58:09) Kintaro: I SWAM THROUGH 2KMS of swamp!
(22:58:12) Kintaro: I feel so fucked
(22:58:16) Aimee: great excercise though. and perhaps your mind was cleansed
(22:58:18) Kintaro: I am in more pain than Jesus
(22:58:22) Kintaro: you know what kept me going?
(22:58:35) Aimee: what? thinking about emily?
(22:59:00) Kintaro: No, as soon as I could get back I could get a bong
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(23:06:57) Grandmaster K: so why u drive out
(23:07:05) Kintaro: Because
(23:07:12) Kintaro: I was smoking blunts in the car nigger
(23:07:25) Kintaro: (cigars packed with weed)
(23:07:28) Grandmaster K: why not smoke in home
(23:07:35) Kintaro: because driving is awesome nigger
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Shut up.
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Shut up.
Seconded.
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kintaro ... try geting high on
apple leaves
:) it is awsome and you can even smoke them in school :)
becouse no one said that you could not smocke apple leaves :)
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what kind of weed do you guys have in Australia? Lots of nice bud here. :thumbup:
oh yeah, and this should be in the moron zone...
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kintaro ... try geting high on
apple leaves
:) it is awsome and you can even smoke them in school :)
becouse no one said that you could not smocke apple leaves :)
The school I used to go to had a no smoking policy; I think it applied just as much to apple leaves as cigarettes or weed.
Have you tried apple leaves before? Are they a good smoke?:D
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They are like very very very lite
and can give you only a litle buzz :)
but are fun ... especially if you are in the country side and
there is just this big freaking apple plant-forest thing around :)
so ... try mixing 1/3 crushed,dryed apple leaves and 2/3 weed :)
it is used to reduce the weed strong kick (especially the bulgarian one
it kicks like a horse )...
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Do you dry the leaves first of just wait until they fall in the Autumn, I suppose this is the be time of year for gathering up those apple leaves.
Have you tried other fruits too?
How about pear, plum, cherry or peach tree leaves are they good too?
Are you sure it isn't the just the weed that gives you a high? Do the apple leaves give a buzz on their own?
I've tried both mint and sage herbal cigarettes before, I dried the the leaves on kithcen roll in the microwave and rolled some finely chopped leaves up with a big leaf. Both of the aforementioned leaves tasted alright but didn't give me much of a buzz, I think I prefered the mint, I didn't mix it with weed because I'm not that keen on the stuff.
I've heard that dried bananna skins are supposed to give you a buzz but I haven't tried them, have you?
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Not sure about apple leaves but Banana skins don't get you high. Urban myth.
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I'm glad I didn't try it then.
By the way, you should (obviously) stay clear of the following; horse chessnut, laburnum, deadly nightshade and even elderberry, just because you can eat the berries is doesn't mean you can smoke the leaves as all other parts of the plant are poisonous. I don't know how many other poisonous plants there are that grow where I live I suppose there are lots, the moral of the story is if you don't know what it is then don't use it.
Having just said that I suppose you have to be careful when you're buying drugs for exactly the same reason.
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(23:06:57) Grandmaster K: so why u drive out
(23:07:05) Kintaro: Because
(23:07:12) Kintaro: I was smoking blunts in the car nigger
(23:07:25) Kintaro: (cigars packed with weed)
(23:07:28) Grandmaster K: why not smoke in home
(23:07:35) Kintaro: because driving is awesome nigger
White people call each other nigger is pretty damn ridiculous. Just because rappers get to do it doesn't mean you do.
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Kintaro...you are lost.
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Mabey he's just really, really high. Or was. Whatever.
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kintaro ... try geting high on
apple leaves
:) it is awsome and you can even smoke them in school :)
becouse no one said that you could not smocke apple leaves :)
You cannot get high of apple leaves you fucking retard. All have been tested by associates of mine.
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I'm glad I didn't try it then.
By the way, you should (obviously) stay clear of the following; horse chessnut, laburnum, deadly nightshade and even elderberry, just because you can eat the berries is doesn't mean you can smoke the leaves as all other parts of the plant are poisonous. I don't know how many other poisonous plants there are that grow where I live I suppose there are lots, the moral of the story is if you don't know what it is then don't use it.
Having just said that I suppose you have to be careful when you're buying drugs for exactly the same reason.
Deadly Nightshade? That's highly poisonous. Hence the deadly part. Or is it a typo? You shouldn't smoke anything you don't know for sure is safe. There is no exception to this rule, smoking stuff is one way to very quickly absorb strong doses into your bloodstream. Read: It can kill you faster.
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All parts of the deadly nightshade plant are highly toxic and all of the other plants I've mentioned are poisonious too. Elderberry is differant, it has edible berries but the rest of the plant is poisonous, this is a similar story with potato too you can eat the tuber but not any other part of the plant.
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A long time ago, the potato and the tomato were both poisonous. But South American native farmers cross-bred them into the edible veggies we know today.
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A long time ago, the potato and the tomato were both poisonous. But South American native farmers cross-bred them into the edible veggies we know today.
The skin of the potato is still poisonous to some degree ... potatoes are part of the deadly nightshade family. They defend themselves against ravaging bugs by producing a toxic chemical called solanine.
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Tomatoes are part of the nightshade familly too. I delieve that bannanas were origionally toxic but a mutation occurred resulting in an edible species but this is currently under threat because it is unfertile and can only propagated by suckers which is asexual reroduction so it can't evolve to become disease resistant and as a result the edible bananna as we know it is slowly edging towards extinction. :(
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The skin of the potato is still poisonous to some degree ... potatoes are part of the deadly nightshade family. They defend themselves against ravaging bugs by producing a toxic chemical called solanine.
After writing a grueling 25-page paper on plant toxins in college, it seemed clear to me that plant toxins are simply normal by-products of the particular plant's metabolism. While it may appear that the plant produces poison to protect itself, it just produces it naturally, and the overall effect is protection. For example, let's assume that the nightshade family was not always poisonous to certain bugs. But then one plant was mutated and began to produce sickness in the bugs. This plant would have survived, and the others would have died off. So the plants don't actually defend themselves - that implies intelligence and proactivity, which plants don't have a lot of. They just get lucky from time to time.
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Ahhh ... we are learning so much today, isn't it fun ? :D
The luckyness of plants = evolution by natural selection
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Toxic dont mean high niggers
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Toxic dont mean high niggers
This is your brain on drugs...
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Apple leaves rock!
i dunno if they get you high but you can mix them with weed
to ... um ... like... make it more lite :)
(how do you say the word ... when you mix two things to make it weaker ??)
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dilute?
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Apple leaves rock!
i dunno if they get you high but you can mix them with weed
to ... um ... like... make it more lite :)
(how do you say the word ... when you mix two things to make it weaker ??)
Deja vu ??? I think so ...