Or, since it's the lounge, we could tell jokes and go waaaaay off topic.
I used Acrobat Distiller for the first time today. What a neat program! It was only the version from Acrobat 5, so it has probably been upgraded since then. Very useful for mapping, because it lets you make PDFs that are larger than page size, but really small on disk. Illustrator 10 only lets you do page-size PDFs. All of this was in Windows, by the way, so it took for-fucking-ever.