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Microsoft admits Windows "horrid"
« on: 3 June 2006, 04:43 »
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Re: Microsoft admits Windows "horrid"
« Reply #1 on: 3 June 2006, 05:37 »
MSN Search *is* good for something!
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Re: Microsoft admits Windows "horrid"
« Reply #2 on: 3 June 2006, 09:54 »
:D yay
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Re: Microsoft admits Windows "horrid"
« Reply #3 on: 3 June 2006, 10:13 »
never used that shit any way :)
i would not mind if they suddenly die ...
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Re: Microsoft admits Windows "horrid"
« Reply #4 on: 5 June 2006, 20:34 »
MSN = lame
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Re: Microsoft admits Windows "horrid"
« Reply #5 on: 5 June 2006, 21:56 »
MSN may be Microsoft, but for once it looks like they did something right. LOL.
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Re: Microsoft admits Windows "horrid"
« Reply #6 on: 5 June 2006, 22:01 »
Wow, at first I thought the words "operating system" could've triggered these results assuming they don't know any OSs exist but I was wrong.
http://search.msn.com/results.aspx?q=+operating+system&FORM=QBRE
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Re: Microsoft admits Windows "horrid"
« Reply #7 on: 5 June 2006, 22:28 »
Actually, I think it is somewhat significant that there are no major Windows hits on a search for 'operating system'.  Not because of the old joke/story about Windows not really being an OS.  But because nobody really considers Windows an OS.  In fact, the term "operating system" is somewhat unknown outside of esoteric technical circles.  If I asked my mom what OS her computer had, she wouldn't know (it's WindowsXP).  I think this is further evidence that the Windows scam goes muchmuchmuch deeper than just a couple shitty programs.  This looks more like brainwashing than marketing to me.
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Re: Microsoft admits Windows "horrid"
« Reply #8 on: 6 June 2006, 06:18 »
Most people actually think a god of some type lives inside their computer ... worship it ... sell your soul to it ! NOW !!!

Ok, so maybe it's not most people ... but I've known a few ... unfortunately enough
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Re: Microsoft admits Windows "horrid"
« Reply #9 on: 6 June 2006, 09:34 »
I have met people who believe their computer has a personality.
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Re: Microsoft admits Windows "horrid"
« Reply #10 on: 6 June 2006, 09:42 »
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I have met people who believe their computer has a personality.
Do tell.
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Re: Microsoft admits Windows "horrid"
« Reply #11 on: 6 June 2006, 11:10 »
It's very strange. They litterly talk to their computer. If for example their USB stick doesn't work, they think it's because Windows XP is in a bad mood.
Or even when it's being slow, they think it's because Windows XP is under a lot of stress.
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Re: Microsoft admits Windows "horrid"
« Reply #12 on: 6 June 2006, 17:49 »
O.O You win. Get those people some help.
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Re: Microsoft admits Windows "horrid"
« Reply #13 on: 6 June 2006, 19:12 »
I don't think they're being 100% serious.

Anyway one of my sister's friends thought that the version of Windows on your computer deturmined how fast it is she onece said "my PC is Windows XP so it's better than the university's which is only Windows 2000", so I booted up Linux and explained the basic idea of an operating system to her.
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Re: Microsoft admits Windows "horrid"
« Reply #14 on: 6 June 2006, 20:07 »
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I don't think they're being 100% serious.

I wish they weren't ... but if you'd known these people yourself, you'd know they weren't lying.
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