America's Moving Nightmare

[hm_murdock]

I fucking hate moving.

I think it's one of the worst ways to spend a day (since it can never be done in just a day) that you can find, right next to great pastimes like "shaving your dick away with a dull Bowie knife."

1) You have to put all your crap in boxes.
2) Hope the shit doesn't break.
3) Load it into a truck that's an annoying distance away (more than 5 feet.)
4) Drive the damn truck.
5) Take the shit out.
6) Find all the shit that got broken anyway.

So yeah, I fucking hate moving.

[H_TeXMeX_H]

I always wanted some type of teleporter device ... it could teleport people and objects anywhere ... it'd make moving much easier, and vacations much nicer (no planes, trains, automobiles)

[hm_murdock]

It has to be Goa'uld rings. Anything less would feel like a ripoff.

[adiment]

Try moving across a few states with a 4 hour drive between them, then bitch. haha. If you're moving less than like 50 miles away, it's not that bad; just annoying.

[obob]

4 hours, oh wow, try moving across a country with a few days drive between them...and you arrive 2 days BEFORE the truck gets there

now THAT's a bitch

[WMD]

So, Jimmy...what broke? :o

[hm_murdock]

Nothing yet. The person who controls the network is being a lazy bitch and not bringing the damn router, and I've got important time to waste playing WoW. Right now I'm leeching off the neighbor's unsecure wireless network.

[worker201]

If your neighbors have unsecure wireless, sell the router and cancel your ISP.

[Laukev7]

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(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

[mobrien_12]

I heard once that for sheer stress, moving ranks behind divorce and death of a family member.  

Of course, you get over moving faster.

[WMD]

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(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

What strikes me as more odd is that this person HAS the horse porn to put on the other computer.

[Lead Head]

What strikes me as more odd is that this person HAS the horse porn to put on the other computer.

Google>>horse porn>>save images to Apartment 3 My Documents

[WMD]

That method would take forever, as it would be limited to whatever his internet speed is, as well as having to save every image.  It'd be faster for him to just have a folder ready and copy it over.  But that's messed up.

[Laukev7]

Maybe that guy just had WAY too much time on his hands and spent days collecting the horse porn.

[toadlife]

#202477 +(5341)- [X]

(Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer

That's funny, but this is funnier.