Is the internet F&#@$?

[rtgwbmsr]

I can't access half the internet...is anyone having the same problem?
Sites that work:
Fuckmirosoft
NYTimes
MSN
Google
Macworld
Microsoft

Sites that don't work
Cnet.com (and all subsidaries)
Ebay
Half.com
Low End Mac
Mac-nut
Palm Info Center

Does anyone know what the fuck is going on? I can only get to half of the sites I try. Pinging times out...WTF?

-Dustin

[ July 20, 2002: Message edited by: Dustin ]

[voidmain]

Looks like you can only get to the left half of the Internet, the right half appears to be disabled.  That probably means the right bank of RAM chips in your computer is bad.  Try switching the right bank with the left bank and see if you can get to the right half of the Internet. If so the left half will probably no longer work.

[rtgwbmsr]

Nope, its just Micro$hit. I can get everywhere fine under Red Hat. God, that company gets more and more f*cked up every day.

Where did you get all of that about the left and right RAM?

[choasmaster]

naw, voidmain's just makeing a funny joke

[Bazoukas]

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tr_one]

I do belive that the idea comes from the same place as -
enduser - "my printer doesn't work anymore!"
tech - "the problem is sunspots. Wrap foil
        around the printer cable. That way the            (insert