Author Topic: OMG Windows sucks! Windows SUCKS!!!  (Read 783 times)

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« on: 6 April 2003, 21:56 »
SO ya know... I thought I'd install Windows XP because I wanted to play Morrowind since it doesn't work on wine yet and all.  Anyway, I was replying to a post here and suddenly the computer rebooted for no reason, and it's been doing this every 30 minutes or so ever since.  I think I have a virus or something, I was usin' kazaa earlier.  ERRGH.  Now all my phoenix bookmarks are screwed up for some reason and I can't even add new ones.

SO MUCH FO' THAT LEGENDARY STABILITY

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« Reply #1 on: 6 April 2003, 13:14 »
I downloaded norton and scanned my hard drive, no viruses.  I guess it's all windows's fault.

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« Reply #2 on: 6 April 2003, 15:05 »
Try the pc-cillin on-line scanner from Trend-Micro.
Back in the days when I was still using Windows it discovered a virus on my drive which Norton and McAffee did not find.

After searching for a while it seemed that both Norton and McAffee did not scan for polymorph virusses.
Since then they probably adapted this but it says enough about their scanners imo.
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« Reply #3 on: 6 April 2003, 18:48 »
I had the same problem...
Random reboots every couple of minutes followed by the mother of all corrupted boot.ini's...
Come to think of it I was using Kazaa just before that too...
Guess it serves me right for using such a virus weak OS and such a shoddy, spyware laden file share client.    :D  

edit : btw morrowind gets pretty dull after a while... even if you up the walk speed past "crawl."

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« Reply #4 on: 6 April 2003, 19:12 »
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« Reply #5 on: 7 April 2003, 01:32 »
Heh, It's funny how Microsoft keeps saying how stable XP is but for some reason they have to hide the Blue Screen of Death by having it auto restart.  :rolleyes:

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« Reply #6 on: 10 April 2003, 02:51 »
No, they like the bluescreen, but they can't even get that to show up LOL!


I actually had a program a few years back that let you customise loads of things in windows, including the bluescreen of death colour scheme, so mine was red with black text.
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« Reply #7 on: 10 April 2003, 06:25 »
The bit about XP rebooting all the time is common.  I can't remember alot of details but there are some tweak programs that will fix it for you.  TweakXP is free and really good:

http://www.totalidea.de/tweakxpdown.shtml

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« Reply #8 on: 10 April 2003, 19:52 »
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Originally posted by devlkore:
No, they like the bluescreen, but they can't even get that to show up LOL!


I actually had a program a few years back that let you customise loads of things in windows, including the bluescreen of death colour scheme, so mine was red with black text.



ROFL, straight up?
I actually thought the BSOD was something M$ couldnt find in their source, a bug so to speak? Although M$ source is also another word for BUG. lolz
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« Reply #9 on: 13 April 2003, 08:40 »
Gee i have never heard anything about this "automated rebooting" before

So they just got rid of the bluescreen and made it reboot ?


Sounds about right.


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« Reply #10 on: 28 April 2003, 15:43 »
No, it doesn't.  You should see the Blue screen for roughly 1/4 of a second.  Yes, it auto reboots after that.

It is possible that a core windows file has been corrupted, and therefore windows will fail and reboot.

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« Reply #11 on: 6 May 2003, 04:59 »
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Originally posted by CaptainCool:
Heh, It's funny how Microsoft keeps saying how stable XP is but for some reason they have to hide the Blue Screen of Death by having it auto restart.   :rolleyes:  


the sad thing is that you're right. my computer will go blue for 1 second or so then reboot. i can just make out the words "memory error in" then a long hex number.