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Topdawg2050

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What name should the next windows version have?
« Reply #45 on: 20 April 2004, 03:45 »
Windows: SN "Lots of Shit you don't Need" or
Windows: XP Type R "I was lazy so I just added special effects to XP in an effort to make your computer even more useless and gay"  :D  

God i love that graemlin  :D
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« Reply #46 on: 20 April 2004, 05:14 »
quote:
Originally posted by OldManRiver:
now that XP is running on a Red Hat shell.

 
Why do you think that?
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« Reply #47 on: 20 April 2004, 08:35 »
I did some thinking, and I think I know what it's gonna be called.

Windows.NET Desktop 2006

And the server will be .NET Server 2007 or whatever.
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« Reply #48 on: 27 April 2004, 04:52 »
No, it should be


                     -Windows 1984-
                        Orwell Edition!

Retro!
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« Reply #49 on: 28 April 2004, 02:40 »
Microsoft WinMSN_IE_OUTLOOK_DRMdows edition.
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« Reply #50 on: 30 April 2004, 05:04 »
windows: we swear we aren't a monopoly or (windows wswaam)
or
windows: just got pwn3d by Europe edition
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« Reply #51 on: 10 May 2004, 23:23 »
I reckon it's going to be

Microsoft GNU/Linux

or am i just too optimistic?  :D
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« Reply #52 on: 10 May 2004, 23:48 »
M$ Windows 0wn3ed adition!

You  may be the user but billy G 0wns j00!

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« Reply #53 on: 11 May 2004, 17:06 »
I got one for ya - Windoze Armageddon Edition.  And the 1'st upgrade they can call Downgrade Demolition Pack.
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« Reply #54 on: 14 May 2004, 22:52 »
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What name should the next windows version have?


That's an easy one: Wile E. Coyote. Think about that a moment. Mr. Coyote, in his never-ending quest to catch the Road Runner is forever buying one thing or another from the Acme Corp. Not once has anything he bought from Acme ever worked the way it should. (Remind you of anything yet?   ;)    ) Despite the obviously defective nature of everything this company makes, Wile E. keeps going back and back, buying the latest thing.

Doesn't Wile E. Coyote bear a most striking resembelance to Windows users?          :D  
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« Reply #55 on: 1 June 2004, 01:58 »
Windows Ebola.
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« Reply #56 on: 3 June 2004, 12:29 »
Betcha some more hacker's will get ahold of more M$ code and we'll have Windows FS: Free-Source    

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« Reply #57 on: 3 June 2004, 22:37 »
Windows XXP - all the joys of Windows XP, including the brand new "Who shot Bill Gates?" game and new error-message scheduler! That's right - have error messages appear every second rather than all the time!
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« Reply #58 on: 13 June 2004, 05:25 »
Windows XXXP  The naughty version
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« Reply #59 on: 13 June 2004, 06:14 »
I tend to agree with Refalm here, except for one thing.

They already have Windows RG.
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