it's what Admiral Firmus Piett, the commander of the Super Star Destroyer Executor in Star Wars used to send transmissions back to his family before he and 100,000 crew aboard his ship were slaughtered by the violent rebels.
You know... the Imperial Holo.net?
Or is it a bunch of guys who carry Zip carts and CD-Rs around to share files?
That is... Sneaker.net?
Or is it just the latest thing that Bill found floating in the septic tank?
As in... Microsoft.net?