More Bullshit:
"Windows XP practically installs itself, and you can either run the setup program from Windows or you can boot from the CD"
Well, considering the fact that most CD-ROM medias are boot-compatible from most modern BIOS (thanks to Micro$hit and their influence over the neo-neaderthol market that is comprised of shitheads such as yourself) it shouldn't be too hard to boot a Linux distro, either from the burned ISO (if you did it correctly) of if you actually shelled out the $40 or so to buy the distro from a third party. If you did the latter, at least you are paying good money from some people that deserve it, unlike the shitheads from the Seattle area that are dying quicker than their cruddy music scene.
XPissant...fuck off and die.
And just for a fun paraphrase (I love Kindergarten):
"SuSE practically runs intself. Just throw in the CD into one of your drives, hit Ctrl+Alt+Delete (like you have become acoustomed to), and it practically installs itself."