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« Reply #30 on: 27 November 2002, 14:32 »
But  since we are upto the part where there walking in the food bar and mecha gates has died with a fatal error jimmy james' post has no meaning whatsoever, wait neither does this one

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« Reply #31 on: 27 November 2002, 14:33 »
... then Zombie returns and vows to kill Linus!...
Go the fuck ~

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« Reply #32 on: 27 November 2002, 14:36 »
"cuts to the scene with me waking up"


"Oh no, the Unix forum is fucked" Doogee says

He walks over to his computer switches it on and selects the only option in GRUB, which is Red Hat 8. After booting up he goes to forum.fuckmicrosoft.com where he sees there is no Unix forum whatso ever. He PM's the only moderator online who is X11, Doogee writes this...

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« Reply #33 on: 27 November 2002, 14:38 »
"FUCKING X11"... but then it apears again, even though the page he is staring at is the cache from when it is gone! X11 must have went back in time and fixed it then a drunk canadian rocked up...

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« Reply #34 on: 27 November 2002, 14:40 »
"Hehe, hey guys whats up with the forums" says lazygamer X11 and doogee both say in unison "Refresh the cache"
"hehe thats was cool" lazygamer passes out

Doogee and X11 continue to wait around when suddenly...

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« Reply #35 on: 27 November 2002, 14:48 »
They all pass out, scientests collect them, and freeze them...

The get unfrozen 2 years or so in the future and this hits the headlines:
 
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http://forum.fuckmicrosoft.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=000307



X11 says, "where are we"
the others are just waking up...
Then scientests ruch from all directions and freeze them again.

For another 10 years...

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« Reply #36 on: 27 November 2002, 15:04 »
X11 wakes up ten years later and looks out the window. To his astonishment there is a parade in the street and a large sign that reads, "Microsoft Day." After asking several bystanders questions, X11 learns that six years ago today Steve Jobs and Linus Torvolds had been assassinated in what historians call, "The Great DOS Uprising." Even more disturbing, he learns that there are thousands of Bill Gates clones running the now Microsoft-controlled world. All of the governments have fallen and been taken control of by the Microsoft Empire.

An elderly man seems to know who X11 is and tells him that his father, X12, tried to prevent the Great DOS Uprising but was killed in the process by one of Emperor Bill's new CEO's, Studd Beefpile.

Suddenly Studd Beefpile was behind X11 and the elderly man. "So we meet again," he says to the elderly man. They both draw their lightsabers and a battle ensues. In the end Studd Beefpile is victorious. X11 takes up the elderly man's lightsaber and faces Studd Beefpile. "You killed my father," he yells. Beefpile chuckles and exclaims, "I am your father! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

X11 yells, "NOOOOOOOO!!!" and...

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« Reply #37 on: 28 November 2002, 08:46 »
Then X11 pulls off his X11 mask, turns to studd and wiggles his fingers shooting out blue lightning, and  ignites his red lightsaber and says, "Nope, I'm your father".  And planet earth turns into a giant pickle...

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« Reply #38 on: 28 November 2002, 21:26 »
Unfortunately X11 had never used his secret powers on such a large scale before, the pickle is a sour pickle, with horrid smelling fumes assaulting everyone's nostrils. Many people throw up. The pickle's proprotions are proper enough that many buildings and landmasses are still in correct position...

In a town that is slightly cold and rather small, a man is driving a pimpmobile, he is dressed like a pimp... he IS a pimp! It's Lazygamer! But how did he get here? Lazygamer clumsily parks on the curb and parks his wheels. He talks to one of his "employees". "What up baby? Gotta do a product check, if ya know what I mean." The hot prostitute walks over to Lazy and...
For every hot Lesbian you see in a porno video, there is a fat, butch-like, or just downright ugly lesbian beeyotch marching in a gay pride parade, or bitching about same sex marriages. -Lazygamer on homosexuality

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« Reply #39 on: 28 November 2002, 10:17 »
...kicks him in the balls and tells him "you ain't nothin! Speedfreak knows how to treat me right!" Just as he rolls up in his new Lx470, sittin pretty on some 22 inch HREs. "Damn straight," says Speedfreak. "Oh, and learn how to park, dumbass"...
"George Bush says 'we are losing the war on drugs'. Well you know what that implies? There's a war going on, and people on drugs are winning it! Well what does that tell you about drugs? Some smart, creative motherfuckers on that side."  --Bill Hicks

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« Reply #40 on: 28 November 2002, 10:29 »
Meanwhile, X11 just defeated the Microsoft troll army, He walks outside of the building he is in, but it is not what he thought, the window was actually a 3D Screen and X11 was really in the Austrlaian Desert, outside there was a pole sticking out of the ground, a white pole. It was about a meter high and had a red button on top... he presses it, and just in front of him the red sand tips and 2 large doors open out of the ground, a capsule is raised... Inside is the body of Linus Torvalds himself, it has life signs on the side...

X11 Opens the capsule... Only to find that he awakens and yawns "patrisha i dont feel like work today" he rolls over...

Then X11 says "Linus, its X11 its about... well i dont know what year..."
Linus says, "where am i?"
"Your in the Australian Desert"
"What am i doing here"
"Microsof... Microsoft have taken over the world"
"Everywhere, in the note that was left by some guy it says that the Microsoft Central HQ Computermathingy is in Redmond, there is an Int.. IntelliGate to the Microsoft Headqurters from here."
"Whats an IntelliGate?"
"Its a teleport basicly"
"Oh wait..."
"What is it"
"It, it has somthing on the other side of the note"
"What does it say"
"it says, i must come to Tuxville, USA where master voidmain can complete my training as a geek, with the source as my allie, blah, blah, blah"
"Okay then, lets set cource for Tuxville"

X11 goes to the IntelliGate, and presses an On button and notices a sticker "Fritz Inside". The machine makes noises and then it says loading on its little screen. Saying "Microsoft IntelliGate"
he then clicks a menu, it loads... He then clicks "Goto location" a Window appears and it has Presets on a menu, X11 clicks the one saying Tuxville... then he notices a hole in the side of the machine, and the window on the screen says "Authenticating with TCPA" he notices a small black box with a few hand wired cables attached to the machines circuitary... The box fires up with a led flashing labeled "cDc Fritzer" and the IntelliGate fires up... X11 sees a large portal, and he jumps into it, and is travelling through a large beam like thing where he comes out in a Insidious Lair where he sees a more Fucntiong looking teleport with OpenPort written on it, that has no problems.

He sees that there is an old man and goes... "I am here so you can Complete your training, and defeat the sith"...

[ November 28, 2002: Message edited by: X11 / BOB: l33t h4x0r ]


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« Reply #41 on: 29 November 2002, 06:30 »
Meanwhile, MOR, and the rest of the bobs, where doing a Denaial of Driveway attack on the Microsoft HQ, by blocking its driveway. Then they did a senial of lobby attack, until the insane bobs marched forth into the Microsoft HQ, with Guns and stuff!

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« Reply #42 on: 29 November 2002, 08:42 »
They took out their guns, and realized that they had no bullets. They looked at each other, realizing it's all BOB's fault. They start running around in circles screaming at the top of their lungs like little girls. Sudenlly, they see TheQuirk, now morphed in the shape of a small, angry, chinese man with an african-american accent, running in a straight line across the room screaming random crap about jesus, microsoft, and stickfigures. Sudenlly, he crashes into a wall, creating a dent in it.

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« Reply #43 on: 29 November 2002, 21:20 »
And the wall turned to the quirk and said, "I'm a nice wall now, why did you do that.  I'm very hurt by what you did to me.".  The quirk looked on puzzled.  The wall said, "now I'm sueing you for $14 and 27 cents".

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« Reply #44 on: 29 November 2002, 21:31 »
quote:
Originally posted by Captain Peg-leg V, Greenbeard:
And the wall turned to the quirk and said, "I'm a nice wall now, why did you do that.  I'm very hurt by what you did to me.".  The quirk looked on puzzled.  The wall said, "now I'm sueing you for $14 and 27 cents".


Quirk screams "YOU DIRTY BASTARD! I'M JUST A POOR WEBMASTER OF A RETARDED SITE!" and starts pissing on the wall. Becase Quirk eats only bad chemicals, his piss makes the wall dissolve.