World's funniest joke.

[pkd_lives]

Okay this is not the Monty Python sketch.

However a website (website link not known) has been conducting a survey where anyone can put forward what they think is the funniest joke they ever heard was.

 

quote:There are two hunters walking through the woods.

Suddenly one of them falls down, apparently dead.

The other one gets his mobile phone and calls emergency.

"Hello I think my friend is dead"

The operator replies "Well the first thing to do is to check he really is dead"

So the man walks away and the operator hears a shot.

the man comes back and says "okay he's dead, what next?"  

The survey apparently removed several jokes on grounds of PC or good taste.

[Zombie9920]

I wouldn't call that the worlds *funniest* joke, but at least the joke is ammusing for a few seconds.

[foobar]

You're right Zombie,

pkd, tell me more ! I'm not roflol'ing yet ...

[pkd_lives]

Whoops.Didn't explain everything. This was officially announced as the worlds funniest joke, today in Covent Garden, London. I prsonnally don't find it THAT funny.

I prefer.


I want to die happy in my sleep, like my grandad.
Not screaming like the passangers in his car.


Now that is much funnier.

[mallowman]

Yes I guess that would be the worlds funniest *clean* joke. Anyone hear of the 6.9 joke?  

Honestly I have heard many jokes that have made me roll on the floor laughing and clutching my gut...didn't even twitch reading that.

[Calum]

those jokes sucked. sorry.

[Fett101]

Interesting. This same thing popped up in another forum I visit often, with the same title and everything...

[psyjax]

Hmm I got a variation on the hunting joke:

Two guys are camping in the woods.

One of the guys goes off to take a piss and he runs back with his pants down clutching his crotch and wailing "A ratlesnake bit me on the dick!!! Call a doctor quick!!"

So the other camper pulls out his cell and calls 911 "Help, my friend has been bitten by a poisenous snake!!!" he yells into the phone.

"There is no time to wasted," the operator says "you have to widen the wound and suck the poison out."

The camper hangs up the phone and his friend turns to him "What did the operator say?" asked his friend.

"Sorry mate, the doc. says your gonna die" his friend replies.

[ October 04, 2002: Message edited by: psyjax ]

[sickhumor]

quote:Originally posted by psyjax:
Hmm I got a variation on the hunting joke:

Two guys are camping in the woods.

One of the guys goes off to take a piss and he runs back with his pants down clutching his crotch and wailing "A ratlesnake bit me on the dick!!! Call a doctor quick!!"

So the other camper pulls out his cell and calls 911 "Help, my friend has been bitten by a poisenous snake!!!" he yells into the phone.

"There is no time to wasted," the operator says "you have to widen the wound and suck the poison out."

The camper hangs up the phone and his friend turns to him "What did the operator say?" asked his friend.

"Sorry mate, the doc. says your gonna die" his friend replies.

[ October 04, 2002: Message edited by: psyjax ]

hey psyjax

if you ever went camping with a friend and you woke up with a white ring around your mouth would you tell anyone?

[Calum]

right.

there's an englishman, and irishman and a scotsman on a plane, and it's about to crash. sadly there's only two parachutes on board. The cowardly pilot (who is of indeterminate nationality) grabs one and out he goes, leaving the 3 guys with only one parachute between them.

The irishman, in a valiant heroic and patriotic gesture of self sacrifice says "What I do now, I do for my country" and throws himself out the plane to fall to his certain doom. The scotsman says in an equally patriotic gesture "What I do now, I do for my country", and he throws the Englishman out.

[Master of Reality]

anyone heard the one about the Pope, the Llama, and Bill Gates??

[Gooseberry Clock]

No, trust me, I think I know what the world's funniest joke is:

AOL Broadband

[Refalm]

No, the funniest is:

Microsoft trustworthy computing