Stop racial profiling!!

[HPC GUY]

i personally think that american politics (and i am an american) have proverbally screwed americans. the biggest thing was the foreign policy. someone really dropped the ball, i mean its cool that we want to play peace makers and stuff but if we had not gone sticking our noses in other countries business, we would probably not be in this war on terror schtick, we would have been left alone. now we are on the brink of world war 3 with iraq, and south korea. these are indeed dangerous times we live in.

[Master of Reality]

quote:Originally posted by Macman / Bob:
Over the past few days ive read several disturbing messages from two different people (they will remain nameless x11 and masterofreality) aimed at the US and Australia. We must accept that all americans are greedy, capitalist pigs, bent on pushing people around and taking over the world. We must also accept that all australians are wild, bloodthirsty, primitive animals who are exact clones of paul hogan.

I speak generally of course (even though this is true for every last American and Australian on the face of the earth) and its my hope that we can put aside our differences and treat each other like the greedy, molevolent, geekish, terrible human beings that we all are.

your should be grateful that you never got to look at the thread in the mod forum.

[Kintaro]

quote:Originally posted by black_angel2:
Has anyone every had kangaroo? Its really nice - if you cook it right you have to cook it slowly otherwise it becomes really tough.

Did you know that there are no koalas in WA (exept in zoos)

Well duh, actually there arnt any kangaroos where i live (except in zoos). We used to have half dingo, half german shepard for a dog. But i have seen many koalas before.

My favorite meat is cats (the other other other white meat.) Or actally authentic Dim Sims.

My dog at the moment is a Blue Healer.

[black_angel2]

west coast=lots and lots of kangaroos and no koalas

east coast=lots of koalas but bugger all kangaroos

be glad kangaroos shit everywhere, same as rabbits

[Calum]

x11, dingo crossed with german shepherd? is that possible? i didn't know dingos were actually a dog!

as for kangaroos on the east coast, that's probably because of humans making them extinct, and what about kangaroo valley in NSW and kangaroo point in Brisbane? i know there's not many kangaroos in kangaroo point now (what with it being in the city and all) but it must have been named after something, and i know some guys who say there's quite a few kangaroos in kangaroo valley. Surely they're all over the place in the lesser human-inhabited bits of australia?

i was very saddened by the fact that i didn't see one kangaroo in my whole year in australia. I am missing australia a lot now, what with it being winter here now  

[Master of Reality]

quote:Originally posted by Calum & his insidious little spies:
I am missing australia a lot now, what with it being winter here now    

you were in australia? did the dingos attack you? did you see some people wrestlin crocs for their cat meat?  Did you stay in a hotel hut?

[Pissed_Macman]

My country's going to hell. think i should come to australia?

[hm_murdock]

Macman! wait up! I need someone to help me carry my 7200 and the Quadra 840av, and the SE/30 and...

[SpeeDFreaK]

Macman, i'll follow if Bush hands weapons to another foreign country and creates Afghanistan Part 2. Also, I've seen some of the cars they have down there. HSV Maloo R8 (What the El Camino should have been)...heck yeah.

[black_angel2]

There used to be alot of kangaroos in the eastern state but not really now - there are heaps in WA and I mean heaps on our block we have kangaroos all the time - and im serious they poo everywhere.

Australia rocks by the way

[Kintaro]

quote:Originally posted by Calum & his insidious little spies:
x11, dingo crossed with german shepherd? is that possible? i didn't know dingos were actually a dog!

as for kangaroos on the east coast, that's probably because of humans making them extinct, and what about kangaroo valley in NSW and kangaroo point in Brisbane? i know there's not many kangaroos in kangaroo point now (what with it being in the city and all) but it must have been named after something, and i know some guys who say there's quite a few kangaroos in kangaroo valley. Surely they're all over the place in the lesser human-inhabited bits of australia?

i was very saddened by the fact that i didn't see one kangaroo in my whole year in australia. I am missing australia a lot now, what with it being winter here now    

Its too fucking hot today, get Ximan Evolution and check how hot it is in melbourne, and if you want to come over, you can move in here...  

As for the kanga's, i have only seen them when i went to QLD.

I will have to goto England one day, london, and of cource the USA where i will bomb bill gates with a pie... full of cyanide.

[Kintaro]

quote:Originally posted by Macman / bOb:
My country's going to hell. think i should come to australia?

Here or maybe canada, i like the idea of living there, but its to close to hell... i mean the USA.

[Master of Reality]

quote:Originally posted by Ex Eleven / b0b 2.1:


Here or maybe canada, i like the idea of living there, but its to close to hell... i mean the USA.

ya... but if a terrorist group of canadians were to come to washington and blow up some stuff.... the stupid americans would just laugh and think we were using seal harpoons or somethin..

Or if we attacked the US they would just laugh and say "what? with there lumberjack axes"

I am serious... there have been americans that will come here in the middle of summer with skies on their roof and ask where the nearest ski hill is.... when its fucking 32 degrees Celsius out. They seem to think that as soon as you cross the Candian border it goes down to -40 and there is suddenly snow everywhere.

We got a TV show here (its a news type show). They send down their people into the US and ask them obvious questions and we watch them get it wrong or somethin. They told some americans that canada finally got running water and the american said "way to go Canda, I knew you could do it" and gave a thumbs up.... they were serious too. They told someone that canada had reached its population goal of a million and they said "thats great Canada.. where are you getting all tehse people from". Its fucking hilarious.

[lazygamer]

MOR=my hero!

 

quote:We got a TV show here (its a news type show). They send down their people into the US and ask them obvious questions and we watch them get it wrong or somethin. They told some americans that canada finally got running water and the american said "way to go Canda, I knew you could do it" and gave a thumbs up.... they were serious too. They told someone that canada had reached its population goal of a million and they said "thats great Canada.. where are you getting all tehse people from". Its fucking hilarious.

For all you Americans out there, MOR is refering to the 1337licious "This hour has 22 minutes", with a special "Talking to Americans" segment once in awhile.  

Oh and don't forget the "Jean Poutine" incident. How did it go? I think Mercer(a guy who used to be on 22 minutes) told presidential hopeful George W. Bush about our "Jean Poutine" priminster. So I think Georgie gets elected and says hi to "Jean Poutine".