Hey, maybe I could start a friends online service! I could advertise my service on TV, and when I become a star, I could subsidise my friendship, make a huge company! I might even be able to clone myself, record myself being friendly, and sell CD's, and create an online iFriends store. Since I don't need any special talent, I could make an infinite profit, AND BECOME RICHER THAN BILL GATES!!!!!!!!!
Hmmm, time to take my ritalin.