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« on: 3 October 2003, 23:25 »
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« Reply #1 on: 4 October 2003, 02:07 »
that mp3 player just look poorly made.  and I really doubt the interface will be able to compare
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« Reply #2 on: 4 October 2003, 02:47 »
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Originally posted by The Stiller:
that mp3 player just look poorly made.  and I really doubt the interface will be able to compare


It looks too much like iPod. Grounds to sue, perhaps?
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« Reply #3 on: 4 October 2003, 03:40 »
Dell is just a bunch of cheap hacks who can't even get a hard on without looking at their cash flow.

Dell is the kind of shit that drives the peecee industry... MEDIOCRE RIPOFF SHIT.

They don't just rip off Apple, they rip off everything. Dell's even ripped off Microsoft's Media Center UI for their own cheap hack of a "media experience". What a joke.

Dell computers are for po ass kids who don't know what a real computer is, for cheap ass people who think that a computer is like a crappy ass home stereo system, and for shitty businesses who think the bottom line is more important than long-range costs.

All these people have one thing in common: they all have too many cumguzzler Dell computers. I look at all the cheap kids that go to the Univ. of Ark and they've all got those turdburglar Dell Inspirons with their shitty metal-colored plastic shells and more buttons and lights than the law allows. Then I look at my iBook which was probably the same price or less.

Not only is it just better, it looks like it would kick their asses. Not just their computers... but the people themselves! Oh, I also realize that I'm the only person around there who must realize you can upgrade your OS from whatever shit came on it when Mike Dell shat it out of his ass. Aww, windoze Me keeps crashing INSTALL SOMETHING ELSE I'M TIRED OF HEARING YOU BICH ABOUT IT! It's not "your computer" but your shitty ass OS.

Oh, and don't get me started on Mike Dell. That worthless assraider. "I wanna be like Steve Jobs so I'm gonna rip everybody off, sell shitty ass hardware, and be a cheap fucking hack. I'm gonna go play with my Fisher Price toys now and maybe get a boner when I stick my johnson in that donut-shaped toy!"

I bet Mike Dell likes to eat fat-free yogurt and buys chicks mags so he can get a stiffy at the shampoo ads.

No... there is no company called Dell, instead there is

Note I removed the "TM". that's because shitty eighth-rate mediocre fuckwad jack-offs don't deserve copyrights for their asstastic logos.

Edited for spelling and profanity. I didn't think there was enough.

[ October 03, 2003: Message edited by: Agent Jimmy James Smith ]

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« Reply #4 on: 4 October 2003, 22:52 »
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Originally posted by cahult:


It looks too much like iPod. Grounds to sue, perhaps?


its got some of the same design but it just looks sharp and pointy.
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« Reply #5 on: 4 October 2003, 23:00 »
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It looks too much like iPod. Grounds to sue, perhaps?


I hope you're not suggesting that suing over a product "looking" like the ipod would be a good thing.  If you are, then WTF?  Do you actually remember all that crap a little while ago about patents or does that not apply to Apple in your eyes?  You would call it OK if Ford sued General Motors because they're product "looked similar" to Fords?  You're happy that Amazon has patented "one click shopping?"  Cheap clones should never be grounds to sue,  besides if it is so crap compared to the ipod the ipods should sell more so whats the problem anyway?

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Dell is the kind of shit that drives the peecee industry... MEDIOCRE RIPOFF SHIT.


Um?  PC as in personal computer?  As in superset of what you're using?

 
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Dell computers are for po ass kids who don't know what a real computer is, for cheap ass people who think that a computer is like a crappy ass home stereo system, and for shitty businesses who think the bottom line is more important than long-range costs.


Eh yeah Dells are the main computers in the labs here.  Fuck I hate them.   :mad:   Especially the keyboards.  The keyboards are the worst, you need a fucking sledgehammer to press the damn keys down.   :(

 
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"I wanna be like Steve Jobs so I'm gonna rip everybody off, sell shitty ass hardware, and be a cheap fucking hack."


Um...  that can be read wrong dude.  At a guess you might wanna edit it.   ;)

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[ October 04, 2003: Message edited by: Faust ]

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« Reply #6 on: 5 October 2003, 02:04 »
well, the steve jobs thing is supposed to be sarcastic... hmm... ya. it sounds wierd!

and when I say "PC" I mean the storebought x86 industry
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« Reply #7 on: 22 October 2003, 23:21 »
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