Jobs at microsoft:

[Kintaro]

JOB AVAILIBLE AT MICROSOFT:
We are after a new webserver Admin at Microsoft
He must be able to press the Reset button and
also must know how to fill websites with Microsoft
Java and VBscripts and Active X. And also code
ASP pages to block users of evry other non microsoft
product and thake them to the "Download Internet Explorer" Page.
They must also know how to send back email saying
"Your EMAIL has been recived, thank-you" to every new email.

THank-you

The Microsoft Team.


 

[Scotty]

LMAO!!    a good one

[Kintaro]

JOB AVAILIBLE AT MICROSOFT:
We need cleaners our old ones are missing after
stealing out of garbage cans for the Antitrust
trial. And handing in some "Old rubbish" to the
judge. The way they went missing is unknown but
our office is getting as bloated with rubbish as
our Software. Please consider being a cleaner at microsoft.

Terms and Conditions:
To take part in a job at microsoft you must:
1. Remove all NON INTEL variants.
2. Remove all NON MICROSOFT SOFTWARE.
3. Not give evidence against us to jugde's
   in the antitrust trial

More on contract.

We are not responsible for the following:
1. Your Borg implants may itch
2. Your Computer Operating system may cause brain
   clots, and strokes.
3. Your choice in fate.

Thank-You
The Microsoft Team.

[ April 04, 2002: Message edited by: X11 ]