Aye, this be a truly masterful example of human ingenuity. Thar be times when I wonder about me life, me fellow men, and I think to meself... no, it can't be so bad... arrrrrgh! I see things in the good 'ol world like the ARRRRRIAA, and the bleedin' war wtih Iraq, and it's obvious to me that there be not a shred of decency left in humankind.
BUT, ME MATEYS! I see this, and me faith is restored!