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Zombie9920

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« on: 26 September 2003, 21:36 »
http://www.deathclock.com

I don't know wether he put that up to be funny or if he really believes that thing is accurate. I'm guessing he thinks it is funny.

Anyways, I know I don't believe the thing for a minute. It is a little entertaining though.

Your Personal Day of Death is...  
 Friday, September 25, 2076  

LoL, I sure hope not. I don't want to live to be 95 years old.   :eek:
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« Reply #1 on: 26 September 2003, 23:13 »
I can kill you next week.   :D    :D    :D
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« Reply #2 on: 27 September 2003, 01:06 »
Damn, i'm only going to live to be 26. [sarcasm]Well, I guess I might as well just keep smoking, being pessimistic, and overweight.[/sarcasm]. Actually, I don't smoke and I'm pretty skinny. Maybe it's because I said I was sadistic.
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« Reply #3 on: 27 September 2003, 03:37 »
im gonna die on Saturday, December 21, 2047

the day before the winter soltice....
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« Reply #4 on: 27 September 2003, 03:57 »
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Your Personal Day of Death is...
   Wednesday, July 19, 2051


which is actually kind  of what i expected.

also i got  to work out how many lbs i weigh! (i usually think of my weight in stones), thank gods it wasn't expecting my weight and height in metric!

two things though: what if you are taller than 5 foot 11 or shorter than 4 foot? it can easily happen. also i fail to agree that how pessimistic your are can determine to a huge amount when you die. maybe it's a thing about your blood pressure and heartrate. surely it should ask how stressed your are and how often you laugh or have sex for that sort of thing.
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« Reply #5 on: 28 September 2003, 15:31 »
isnt there a rock headed for earth in the year 2028?
if so i dont want to be around till 2048. man that would suck.
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« Reply #6 on: 28 September 2003, 22:24 »
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Thursday, June 29, 2079


Wow, cool. I never thought weighing 99 lbs at an age of 18 could be so helpful  
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« Reply #7 on: 2 October 2003, 20:51 »
wow thats cool
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« Reply #8 on: 2 October 2003, 23:33 »
99 pounds ? are you like 5,1 ?
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« Reply #9 on: 3 October 2003, 00:01 »
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KiDwithIsSuEs 00: 99 pounds ? are you like 5,1 ?


5,1 what?  :confused:
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« Reply #10 on: 3 October 2003, 08:58 »
Oct. 10, 2055
 

73 Yrs Old, thats how old my Giedo (Ukrainian for Grandfather) was when he died...........SPA-OOooOO-KEY!
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« Reply #11 on: 3 October 2003, 21:43 »
http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/death_sabotage.asp

That ones better - sorry bout the asp but it runs fine in firebird.
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« Reply #12 on: 3 October 2003, 13:23 »
That was great  :D
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« Reply #13 on: 3 October 2003, 18:34 »
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Your Personal Day of Death is... Friday, August 30, 2002 Seconds left to live...

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Fuggin A...Either I'm a Vampire...I am a night shift worker and very comfprtable there...immortal, or I am now one of those final destinbation like peeps!!!

I gotta try the other one.
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« Reply #14 on: 3 October 2003, 18:53 »
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5,1 what?   :confused:  


5 feet 1 inch.
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