I could not resist, pretty funny

[mobrien_12]

quote:Originally posted by Laukev7:
OK, OK, I'm sorry. If you really meant what you said, then I apologise. I just wanted to point out that this picture has already been posted. Surely you saw it before?

Just ignore Quirk.

I hadn't seen it before and got a laugh out of it.

[ July 03, 2003: Message edited by: M. O'Brien ]

[Pissed_Macman]

Here are some of the ones made by me, Calum and someone else I think (sorry, I forgot who else).

http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/futile.gif
http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/idiot.gif
http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/toy.gif
http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/user_friendly.gif
http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/x11xpdialog.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/xpblows.jpg
http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/xpdialog.jpg

I also found a great way to make fun of longhorn. At times say to someone, "Your longhorn is showing." Probably the easiest Microsoft name to make fun of to date.

[Laukev7]

Ah, yes, I remember these. I think the other one who made them was X11.

A few more great put-downs:

'Longhorn: just a lot of bull'.
'Longscorn' (I made that one up)
'Longhorn: how do you want to be screwed today?'
'Longhorn: because we treat our customers like cattle!'

[ July 03, 2003: Message edited by: Laukev7 ]

[Fett101]

Eh. Not as funny as the other ones. Too preachy.

[ July 04, 2003: Message edited by: Fett101 ]

[Laukev7]

Depends on how you say it. Those above are better for banners than casual citations. But it sounds better in conversations if you say something like
'Longhorn? What a load of bull' or 'Longhorn? How appropriate. They're screwing you up'.

[Refalm]

quote:The member formerly known as Macman: http://www.angelfire.com/mac/macrevolution/images/x11xpdialog.jpg

Common, you can do better than that  

[Fett101]

You mean like "Wisdows has booted sucsesfully. Your computer must be restarted for the changes to take effect", and then take that crap off at the bottom.

[Laukev7]

Here's a French site with a lot of excellent anti-Microsoft pictures.

http://www.antibillou.com/

Here's one of my favourites from that site on Windows Me. It's in French, so I will translate it:

http://antibillou.online.fr/images/wallpapers/winME.jpg

'HI !!
OK, MICROSOFT reminds you that the XBOX comes out soon; it's huge and its blue screens are now apple green.
COOL, huh?
There, you can resume installing Windows ME.
Good luck...'

'ATTENTION !!
MICROSOFT Windows Millenium worked, and that's not  normal.
What have you done this time...
Connexion to www.microsoft.com to send private information.'

'...ERROR...
Not enough RAM in your PC.
What? Only 512 Megs?
I need more, more, MORE, hahahahaaa!
OK, here are the details:

WinME produced a classic memory management error
Bytes 5AF336.0023 $ to 6.55957