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Warning: Linux cd's unsafe
« on: 14 August 2002, 07:57 »
This is a warning to everyone who has ever decided Linux sucked and started to use aquired  linux cd's as coasters. This is quite fatal as the cd has been known to inject fluids into your drink that will result in brain mutation - you will become a slave to tux. X11 is one such case - one two many uses of the linux coaster and now look what he has become. There is a known cure - throw them out and buy an XP cd. You will immediately feel better - even if you can't get it working properly.

PS You can't frown on this post if you don't frown on that other guy's post or you're hypocritical
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« Reply #1 on: 14 August 2002, 21:51 »
[refactored after following directions: 1.) remove foot from mouth...]
Did anyone catch how he automatically applied standard M$ policy (shell out money for the latest version of windoze) instead of simply applying common sense (suggesting that you should't use linux coasters as coasters)....

the sys-reqs page at micro$soft.com states that in order to chat, IM, or share files you must use M$.NET Passport; so irc is broken in XP???? i wouldn't put it past them.  After all, they did break keribos, attempt to break the internet (by continually polluting the HTML standard), attempt to break JAVA cross-platform compatibility, etc etc etc.

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« Reply #2 on: 14 August 2002, 10:25 »
"ya i know where you want to go today, but i wanted to go here instead"
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« Reply #3 on: 14 August 2002, 11:39 »
quote:
Originally posted by Windows XP User #5225982375:
This is a warning to everyone who has ever decided Linux sucked and started to use aquired  linux cd's as coasters. This is quite fatal as the cd has been known to inject fluids into your drink that will result in brain mutation - you will become a slave to tux. X11 is one such case - one two many uses of the linux coaster and now look what he has become. There is a known cure - throw them out and buy an XP cd. You will immediately feel better - even if you can't get it working properly.

PS You can't frown on this post if you don't frown on that other guy's post or you're hypocritical


How is it hypocrytical? Your post is a contrary position to mine therefore you can accept one and reject the other. Accepting both or rejecting both is hypocritical. Besides you leeched my post and replaced windows with linux/tux. Shame on you!

[ August 14, 2002: Message edited by: smokey mcp0t / b0b ]

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« Reply #4 on: 14 August 2002, 11:55 »
quote:
Originally posted by Windows XP User #5225982375:
This is a warning to everyone who has ever decided Linux sucked and started to use aquired  linux cd's as coasters. This is quite fatal as the cd has been known to inject fluids into your drink that will result in brain mutation - you will become a slave to tux. X11 is one such case - one two many uses of the linux coaster and now look what he has become. There is a known cure - throw them out and buy an XP cd. You will immediately feel better - even if you can't get it working properly.

PS You can't frown on this post if you don't frown on that other guy's post or you're hypocritical



Yep, I was enlightend by Linux.. now look at me, I understand computers at the electronic level, and still have a life. And some basic social skills.

Also, im now going to delete everything you post in the Linux and Windows OS sections... suck my dick
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« Reply #5 on: 14 August 2002, 13:44 »
Sorry Ex, I voted No, XP loo-sah should not be banned.

I nickname myself "diss easy". I will go LOL at people dissing something or someone, even if it's someone or something I agree with(as long as the diss is funny). XPee provides plenty of humour for my chaotic neutral self.  
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« Reply #6 on: 14 August 2002, 16:41 »
I tracked a doble voter.... and why did you vote no you evil pig (im joking)
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« Reply #7 on: 14 August 2002, 16:57 »
yeah sorry that was me. don't know what i was thinking, somewhere along the lines of "i wonder if the site tracks IP's and prevnets you from voting more than once..."   :rolleyes:   I can vote again and say yes to even it out if you want.

oh, an i voted no because i think one of the good things about this place is the freedom of speech, although XPuser was an idiot to copy someone else's post and just change a few words like he did.

and sorry about the double vote again
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« Reply #8 on: 14 August 2002, 18:10 »
I voted no because the flaming MS idiots make me go LOL!  :D
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« Reply #9 on: 14 August 2002, 19:40 »
Seems like standard M$ policy, someone else has a good idea, uses it, and then M$ swoop in, pick it clean and manipulate it for it's own purpose, without regard for anyone else.

It would seem that XP has a new telepathic module added. You will chant at all possible times :

WE ARE ALL MICROSOFT.

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« Reply #10 on: 14 August 2002, 23:17 »
quote:
Originally posted by Windows XP User #5225982375:
This is a warning to everyone who has ever decided Linux sucked and started to use aquired  linux cd's as coasters. This is quite fatal as the cd has been known to inject fluids into your drink that will result in brain mutation - you will become a slave to tux. X11 is one such case - one two many uses of the linux coaster and now look what he has become. There is a known cure - throw them out and buy an XP cd. You will immediately feel better - even if you can't get it working properly.

PS You can't frown on this post if you don't frown on that other guy's post or you're hypocritical


WTF the hell are you on you little infection?
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« Reply #11 on: 14 August 2002, 23:32 »
Let's see.

Delusional about the world.

Constant changes of personality.

Vitrialic defending of his own perceptions, no matter how in accurate.

PCP would be my guess.

I've heard there's a particularly nasty varient called XP being handed out. Police warn : This drug causes exceptional hallucinations, including the belief that you know what the hell you're talking about.
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« Reply #12 on: 14 August 2002, 23:37 »
pcp laced with cocaine at times when he is flaming bag of shit and mickey and maybe some household cleaners with it, yummm!
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« Reply #13 on: 15 August 2002, 01:25 »
back to the first post, so if i want a coaster i have to shell out
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« Reply #14 on: 15 August 2002, 12:05 »
i'm not a slave to tux *noises*
oh you'll have to excuse me for a sec, my stuff Tux penguin wants a sip of my beer
here tux, have a sip on that. *spilling noises*
damn it tux drink less at once, you're spilling it all over yourself and beer is a bitch to clean up damn it!

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