You do realise that most sysops on schools are teachers who know neat Windows tricks?
Apparently the Ivy League takes their worst teachers, singles out the ones that can't tell a CD-ROM drive from a cupholder, then smacks them in the head a few times with a wiffle-ball bat for good measure. Then they unleash them
en masse upon systems that
really don't qualify to run Win2k in the first place, even though they're somehow managing the feat.