Somebody tried to kill me today

[TheQuirk]

Now, I'm a pretty nice guy. I can't say that I have a lot of enemies; in fact, I'm pretty sure that I don't have any. Well... I was pretty sure until today.

Today was a pretty usual day. I did my usual routine, and at about 6 pm I got on the computer. At around 7:30 pm, I got a little hungry and decided to go grab myself something to eat from the kitchen.

I was not prepared for what I saw next. Somehow, my enemy managed to not only find out that my name is Gleb, but he also found out that I cannot resist a long, hard salami stick.

[Lead Head]

follow the string to find out who you enemy is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Laukev7]

And they can speak English too! :eek:

[TheQuirk]

Aware that I may not fall for his trap, my enemy decided to plant (at least) one more:



I don't know what to do. Should I open the door? Should I stay inside? It's quite possible that there is something even more heinous outside.

[xyle_one]

It's a mystery.

A mystery that needs solving.

Open the door. For educational purposes.

[Pathos]

Nooo Dont Trust It!!!

[TheQuirk]

Well, since I'm pretty curious by nature, I decided to open the door. What can I say? I pretty much wet my pants.



No fucking way I'm dealing with that tonight. Maybe he'll leave if I don't bother him? I decided to close the door and lock myself in using a primitive device.

[xyle_one]

Fuck, that's actually really scary

[Orethrius]

Fuck, that's actually really scary

Not really, coyotes are more scared of us than we are of them.  Unless they're particularly Wile E.