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If only these shitbags really were Microsoft...
« on: 22 September 2005, 06:30 »
Fucking spammers really don't have any clue how insulting this shit is. Fuck em.

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Re: If only these shitbags really were Microsoft...
« Reply #1 on: 22 September 2005, 07:52 »
Dude, you should totally mindf**k these guys.  :)

Check out http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/ for some ideas (this webpage is about one guy's tireless crusade to mindf**k and piss off Nigerian 419 scammers).
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