"Well I have finally fucked off Ubuntu and I am now running Debian..."
Never gave Ubuntu a go. Then, again, I'm way past the "n00b" stage. I prefer Slack, and what I have is a highly customized version that includes quite a bit of soft and extras that just weren't on the Slack install CD (Enlightenment, WebMin, emelFM, Feh, GImageView, GRUB, iv, JEdit). That's what I like about Slack: it's quite easy to set up a minimal install, then flesh it out later.
If "Noobuntu" is like most of the "newbie" distros, I'd have to go back and rip out too much stuff to make it like I like. Why bother?